Hangin with the Youngsters

Some way into a conversation with a couple of mums in the soft play area of Whipsnade Zoo:

Mum 1: "So how are you finding looking after two of them on your own?"

Me: "Oh it's fine, we have fun. But I never imagined spending so much of my time hanging out with young women hahaha!"

Mum 2: "Ha! Well you've picked on the wrong women here then, we're not young - I'm 29 and she's 31!"

Exit stage left, politely.