Hangin with the Youngsters
Some way into a conversation with a couple of mums in the soft play area of Whipsnade Zoo:
Mum 1: "So how are you finding looking after two of them on your own?"
Me: "Oh it's fine, we have fun. But I never imagined spending so much of my time hanging out with young women hahaha!"
Mum 2: "Ha! Well you've picked on the wrong women here then, we're not young - I'm 29 and she's 31!"
Exit stage left, politely.